God Save the Queen

I like food and horses. thanks

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via tiredestprincess)

minithecorgi:

A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour

(via weloveshortvideos)

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

(via crrocs)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via primadonnas)

weloveshortvideos:

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE…